Haikuesday

Today is the first day of a new feature that I'll be running here on Musings On Realities called Haikuesday (Haiku Tuesday).

My Haiku poems will usually be anything but poetic, usually quirky, and will definitely follow the 5-7-5 format.

Enjoy :)

Today's Poem:

I've used a whole roll

of two-ply toilet paper

to blow my nose with.